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Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?
Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.
Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

alentailleur:

tikkunolamorgtfo:
harleyismyhero:
remember when people were saying Pink was evil or some shit because she faked her own death to get away from the other diamonds
you know I already thought her actions were understandable if a bit misguided but you know what the more I see of White the more I think she 100% did the right thing
I thought this was about Pink the singer for a second and wanted to know how I missed the fact that she faked her own death.
And why she was trying to escape Marina and the rest of the diamonds…

lowpolycas:

Okay so apparently my experiences are not universal

do you remember the first fanfic you read?
no
kind of, I remember the fandom/pairing
kind of, I remember the above plus the basic plot
yes, I remember the above plus details like the title
other/results
See Results
Pls reblog I wanna know if remembering your first fanfic is common or not

i-want-delfeur:

Since, in true Celtic fashion, I’m gonna start saying “it’s too hot” today, here’s the perfect poll…

When is it “too hot” to you (& where are you from)?
15°C (59°F) or higher
20°C (68°F) or higher
22°C (71°F) or higher
25°C (77°F) or higher
27°C (80°F) or higher
30°C (86°F) or higher
32°C (89°F) or higher
35°C (95°F) or higher
38°C (100°F) or higher
Other
Reblog & put your answers in the tags because I’m curious and need to know I’m not suffering alone

Anonymous;
Favorite high school memory?

spoil-mynight-deactivated201909:

Leaving

effervescentdragon:

soldierofapathy:
halffizzbin:
stele3:
jatersade:
jatersade:
Just looked at my history page on ao3 and I have 588 pages of history lmao
alright ladies theydies and gents let’s play a game called reblog this with the number of pages your ao3 history has in the tags so i know whether I need 2 seek help:-)
….how do I only have 212?